6.3.2009

stealth capture: get pensiver. 5.12.2009 9:14 pm

6.2.2009

stealth capture: great, now get out of my line of sight. 5.12.2009 9:12 pm

6.1.2009

stealth capture: this guy totally knows what's going on; that girl's leg has no idea. 5.12.2009 9:09 pm

5.31.2009

stealth capture: i know these people, but they clearly didn't know i was taking the picture. at not-shea stadium, which had its first official streaker the night of my own first visit. fate? 5.12.2009 9:06 pm

5.30.2009

stealth capture: madness ensues. 5.10.2009 1:13 am

5.29.2009

stealth capture: rector? damn near killed 'er! do not enter indeed. continue on with the puns and innuendo on your own; i don't have the strength. 5.10.2009 1:07 am

5.28.2009

stealth capture: what was i even doing this night? oh right, fleeing from a party in a former strip club broken up by the fire brigade, who were emphatically and disappointingly not strippers. better question: where did that phantom hand holding a plastic cup come from? it's literally not attached to anyone. 5.10.2009 1:07 am

5.27.2009

stealth capture: so meta. it's like they're posing for me, only they're not! this was right before i missed the hitler moustache of my dreams. that is a word i refuse to spell correctly because my version is better, just like whisky. 5.7.2009 7:23 pm

5.26.2009

stealth capture: like a lamb to slaughter. i just like the way the subway makes everyone look washed out and almost ghostlike. commentary on the anonymity and loneliness of a packed like sardines city, etc. 5.7.2009 7:18 pm

5.25.2009

stealth capture: lately i've been having problems differentiating between hipsters and homeless. it's become a game i play on the subway. i'm leaning toward the latter on this one. 5.7.2009 7:12 pm

5.24.2009

stealth capture: i wish this one weren't blurry either, but maybe it's better that way. yupster lady with a death grip on her tiny dog. headed toward my loser doom. 5.7.2009 7:11 pm

5.23.2009

stealth capture: watching an impromptu street concert at n.6th and bedford. on my way to be stood up. 5.7.2009 7:11 pm

5.22.2009

stealth capture: rainy morning on my way to school. i'd never seen anyone change a lightbulb in a traffic light before. it made me inexplicably happy. 5.5.2009 10:46 am

5.21.2009

stealth capture: huntington historical society sheep to shawl festival. little girl petting a widdle lamb. 5.3.2009 3:23 pm

5.20.2009

stealth capture: i want to marry that dude. your guess which one. 5.2.2009 10:26 pm

5.19.2009

stealth capture: conversation and a ferris wheel. don't stop believing. 5.2.2009 8:12 pm

5.18.2009

stealth capture: i used that guy's head to make a sun star. i'm a user. 5.2.2009 7:06 pm

5.17.2009

stealth capture: an ear and some business about fangs. 5.2.2009 7:01 pm

5.16.2009

stealth capture: yeah, okay, i just love this one too. boyslikegirls. 5.2.2009 5:47 pm

5.15.2009

stealth capture: this is actually cheating. i mean technically no one in the photo knew it was being taken, but it wasn't a secret that i was taking it, either. I just really like it, so back off. 5.2.2009 3:10 pm

5.14.2009

stealth capture: it's like the red sea of humans parted and this miraculous dude was just there. patent pending. 5.2.2009 3:07 pm

5.13.2009

stealth capture: energy drink holding area. did they know? i feel like they knew. 5.2.2009 2:24 pm

5.12.2009

stealth capture: we the kings, maybe. i think the girl on the right was catching on. i want to marry the dude in the faux-bans. 5.2.2009 2:13 pm

5.11.2009

stealth capture: this is my latest album cover. my newest fake band is called "Little Brother". 5.2.2009 1:32 pm

5.10.2009

stealth capture: nick jonas, is that you? 5.2.2009 1:27 pm

5.9.2009

stealth capture: i wish to some undisclosed power this weren't blurry. this was my first creepy stealth photo. i think you can all see why. 5.2.2009 12:55 pm

six days

that's how long i kept this going before abandoning it. remarkable. this is the part where i scramble desperately to make up for my neglect, probably get frustrated and give up entirely. brava.

for your comfort

i went shooting yesterday so there isn't that much more bamboozle to endure. let's face it: i just like having an excuse to relive it.

i had just put my camera away in union square when a man with a perfect Hitler moustache stopped right in front of me to throw something away. it would have been too obvious to scramble and get my camera back out, so i just want to make it known how heartbroken i was in the face of such a glorious missed opportunity.

5.8.2009

stealth capture: so intimate. these dudes like boyslikegirls. 5.2.2009 6:00 pm

5.7.2009

stealth capture: a break from the dudes. ferris wheel from down below. 5.2.2009 12:56 pm

5.6.2009

stealth capture: the main drag. his hairstyle matches his tee shirt. so unruly. 5.2.2009 12:56 pm

5.5.2009

stealth capture: energy drink holding cell. are they twins? excuse me, are you twins? 5.2.2009 2:16 pm

5.4.2009

stealth capture: amazing Patent Pending set, completely accidental, trying to shoot the dude on the extreme right in the hat and v-neck. didn't even know this kid was there; he is stealthier than i am. 5.2.2009 3:06 pm

5.3.2009

stealth capture: exiting the energy drink tent, 5.2.2009 2:27 pm

creeping you out in 6.0 megapixels

so i guess this is like a regular photo blog, except i took all the pictures backwards over my shoulder or from below or pretending i was just holding my camera close to my heart, usually without the subjects knowing it and usually because they were attractive and i wanted to commemorate that.

one a day, baby, starting with the Bamboozle edition. best first.

i have to ration.